I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. 😁😁😁
Showing posts with label Funny English Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny English Jokes. Show all posts
NO ONE - MOST FUNNY ONE LINER
Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.😂😂😂
KEY TO SUCCESS - VERY FUNNY ONE LINERS
Whenever I find the key 🗝 to success, someone changes the lock 🔒.
DIFFERENCE - NEW ONE LINER
What’s the difference between a new husband 👨 and a new dog 🐕? After a year, the dog 🐕 is still excited to see you.
😂😂😂
BANK - HILARIOUS ONE LINERS
A bank 🏦 is a place that will lend you money 💰, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - VERY FUNNY ONE LINERS
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity 🤓.
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HAMMER - FUNNY ONE LINER
When your only tool is a hammer 🔨, all problems start looking like nails. 😂😂😂
ONION - VEGETABLE JOKE
My friend thinks he is smart 😇. He told me an onion 🌰 is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut 🍪 at his face.
EMERGENCY CALL - VERY FUNNY JOKE
Boy: *calls 📱 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls 👧 are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly 😬 one is winning.
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls 👧 are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly 😬 one is winning.
DIFFERENCE - FUNNY ONE LINER
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?
A tire.
TALLEST BUILDING - LIBRARY JOKES
Question: "What is the tallest building in the world?"
Answer: "The library, because it has the most stories."😂
SURPRISED - FUNNY ENGLISH JOKES
When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half!
A MAN'S FEELING - HUMOROUS JOKE
A man's feeling
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"It feels like a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile in my pocket
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Its almost like heart fail when I see it in my girlfriend's hand !
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"It feels like a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile in my pocket
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Its almost like heart fail when I see it in my girlfriend's hand !
CUSTOMER CARE - FUNNY BUSINESS JOKE
What is the height of customer care?
Swiss banks to open an ATM in Tihar jail.
Swiss banks to open an ATM in Tihar jail.
3 PATHANS - PATHAN FUNNY JOKES
3 drunk Pathans entered a taxi.
Driver: Switched on a car and switched it off.
Pathan1: Payed the fare and got out.
Pathan2: We already reached?
Pathan3: Slapped the driver & said: "Next time don't drive that fast, you are going to kill us"
Driver: Switched on a car and switched it off.
Pathan1: Payed the fare and got out.
Pathan2: We already reached?
Pathan3: Slapped the driver & said: "Next time don't drive that fast, you are going to kill us"
WONDER - REALLY FUNNY MOTHERS JOKES
"What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?"
"So you're beginning to wonder, too!"
"So you're beginning to wonder, too!"
