CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED - HILARIOUS ONE LINER

I went to your house just now - can't enter because door says "CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED" - please take sign down next time OK!

REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SURPRISE

Aik khatoon ne dukan mein pohnch kar salesman se kaha: "Main apnay kuttay k liye jarsi bun'na chahti hoon, mujhay kitni oon khareedni chahiye?"
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"Agar aap kuttay ko andar lay aaein to ham andaza laga kar bata saktay hein." Salesman ne mashwara diya.
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"Nahi nahi, main ussay hargiz andar nahi la sakti." Khatoon jaldi se boleen: "Main to ussay surprise dena chahti hoon."

DARKHWAST - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik larka cycle per school ja raha tha k raastay mein baarish ho gaee aur woh girr parra.
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Lehaza uss ne socha k school pohnchanay mein dair ho jaye gi.
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Iss liye kion na chutti ki darkhwast day doon.
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Uss ne likha:
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My dear master!
Hip hi water,
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Chham chham,
Ho gaya dharram,
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So I can not come,
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Send the taanga,
I will come,
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Your student,
M Anjam.

THE DREAM - HILARIOUS JOKE

I saw a dream last night.
Only you and me!
You were looking so innocent...
You know why?
Because I was eating mango, and you were saying: "Chal gittak e de de!!"

PAKISTAN KAY SOOBAY - PATHAN JOKES

Ustaad pathan se: Pakistan k kitny soobay hay?
Pathan: (4).
Ustaad: Sahabash un k naam batao,
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.
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