WINDOW - SARDAR JOKES

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

THAPPAR KI AAWAZ - HILARIOUS JOKES

Patient to doctor: Aap ki nurse k hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya.
Doctor: Jee janta hoon, thappar ki awaaz yahan tak I hai!!

MISS BELL - FUNNY JOKES

Aik pathan rozana apnay parosi ki bell

baja k bhaag jata tha.

Aik din parosi ne pakarr kar poocha: Yeh kya shararat hai?

Pathan: Yeh ham misbell marta hai.

ABBAY GIN'NAY TO DE - FUNNY JOKES

Husband 2 Wife: Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage??
Wife remains silent,,,
Husband : Main is Khamoshi ko kya samjhun??
Wife : Abbay gin'nay to De‚,,,

CUSTOMER CARE - FUNNY BUSINESS JOKE

What is the height of customer care?

Swiss banks to open an ATM in Tihar jail.

CLEANLINESS - HUMOROUS ONE LINER

Ensure your kitchen is kept clean – eat out.

NEELA THOTHA - FUNNY PATHAN JOKE

Pathan ka ghorra beemar ho gaya.

Wo bhaga bhaga dusray pathan k paas gaya aur poocha:

"Jab tumhara ghorra beemar hua tha to tum ne kya dawai di thi?"

Dusra pathan bola: "Ham ne us ko neela thotha khilaya tha."

Khan ne bhi apnay ghorray ko neela thotha khila dia.

Ghorra mar gaya.

Khan rota hua dusray khan k pas gaya aur uss ko bataya k ghorra mar gaya hai.

Wo bola: "To kya hua. Wo to hamara bhi mar gaya tha."