A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
Aik nanhi bachi ne apni dadi se poocha: "Dadi jaan! Kya aap artist hein?"
Dadi ne jawab diya: "Nahi beti, magar tum kion pooch rahi ho?"
Bachi boli: "Ammi keh rahi theen k burrhiya aa gaee hai ab yahan roz naya drama hoga."