DUST - FUNNY JOKES

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!"

BAA - FUNNY FATHER AND SON JOKE

Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb.

Father: Really?What did she say?

Son: Baa!

MY MOTHER HELPS ME - VERY FUNNY CHILDREN JOKES

A small Indian boy appeared in the class of a London schoolteacher for the first time and she asked him his name:

"Venkataratnam Narasimha Rattaiah," he said.

When she asked, "How do you spell it?"

He replied: "My mother helps me."

SPEECHLESS SCENERY - HUMOROUS JOKES

A couple arrives at the countryside:

Woman said: “Honey this scenery leaves me speechless!".

Man replies: “Great! Then we'll camp here!”

THE BOTHERING CUSTOMER - HILARIOUS JOKES

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

ARTIST - HILARIOUS GRAND MOTHER URDU JOKE

Aik nanhi bachi ne apni dadi se poocha: "Dadi jaan! Kya aap artist hein?"
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Dadi ne jawab diya: "Nahi beti, magar tum kion pooch rahi ho?"
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Bachi boli: "Ammi keh rahi theen k burrhiya aa gaee hai ab yahan roz naya drama hoga."

HUMILIATE - FUNNY ONE LINER

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'