IDIOTS - VERY FUNNY ONE LINERS

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

SURPRISED - FUNNY ENGLISH JOKES

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half!

LADIES FIRST - FUNNY ONE LINER JOKE

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

MISS NAHI MISSES - COMIC JOKE

Teacher class mein lecture detay huye,
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Teacher: "Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zaroor mill jata hai."
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Pappu: "Rehnay dein miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri miss nahi misses hotein."

A MAN'S FEELING - HUMOROUS JOKE

A man's feeling
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"It feels like a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile in my pocket
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Its almost like heart fail when I see it in my girlfriend's hand !

CIVIL ENGINEERING - FUNNY ZUBAIDA AAPA JOKES

"Agar aap k bachay zyada matti khatay hein to,
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Unhein thorri cement b khila dein to bunyad pakki ho jaye gi."

Zubaida aapa k "CIVIL ENGINEERING" walay totkay.

WINDOW - SARDAR JOKES

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.