HUMILIATE - FUNNY ONE LINER

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

MEHMAN NAWAZI - HILARIOUS SARDAR HINDI JOKE

Sardar ji mehman se: "Thanda piyo gay ya garam?"
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Mehman: "Garam ban'nay tak thanda chalay ga."
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Sardar ji: "Jao sheru! Aik glass freezer se thanda pani aur aik glass geezer se garam pani lay aao."

PROPER DIET - HILARIOUS JOKES

A man walks into a doctor’s office.
He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
“What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”

CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED - HILARIOUS ONE LINER

I went to your house just now - can't enter because door says "CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED" - please take sign down next time OK!

REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SURPRISE

Aik khatoon ne dukan mein pohnch kar salesman se kaha: "Main apnay kuttay k liye jarsi bun'na chahti hoon, mujhay kitni oon khareedni chahiye?"
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"Agar aap kuttay ko andar lay aaein to ham andaza laga kar bata saktay hein." Salesman ne mashwara diya.
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"Nahi nahi, main ussay hargiz andar nahi la sakti." Khatoon jaldi se boleen: "Main to ussay surprise dena chahti hoon."
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