JUMMA - HILARIOUS HUSBAND AND WIFE URDU JOKE

Aik shohar ki do biwiyan aapas mein larr rahi theen.
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Doran-e-jang aik keh rahi thi: "Aaj 'Budh' hai."
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Jab keh doosri keh rahi thi: "Nahi aaj 'Jumerat' hai."
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Shohar ne unn ki takrar suni to ghussay se bola: "Main pagal hoon jo 'Juma' parrh kar aa raha hoon."