DHOBI KA BILL - HILARIOUS URDU POETRY JOKE

Aik aadmi poetry mein bohat mashhoor tha.
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Woh aik dinn aik mushairay mein gya aur apna kalam sunanay laga: "Do paints."
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Majma se aawaz aaee: "Wah ji wah."
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"Do shartain." "Wah! kya khoob."
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Samaeen ne daad di: "Aik topi." "Wah! Kya khoob kaha, dobara irshaad." Majma ne israar kia.
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Shaer ghabra kar bola: "Maaf kijiye ga, main ghazal ki bajaye dhobi ka bill utha laya hoon."