FUNNY URDU JOKES - TAXI DRIVER

Taxi driver (musafir se): "Janab! Main meter chalana bhool gaya hoon iss liye samajh mein nahi aa raha k aap se kitnay paisay loon?"
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Musafir: "Preshani ki koi baat nahi, main bhi apna batwa ghar bhool aaya hoon."