REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SURPRISE

Aik khatoon ne dukan mein pohnch kar salesman se kaha: "Main apnay kuttay k liye jarsi bun'na chahti hoon, mujhay kitni oon khareedni chahiye?"
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"Agar aap kuttay ko andar lay aaein to ham andaza laga kar bata saktay hein." Salesman ne mashwara diya.
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"Nahi nahi, main ussay hargiz andar nahi la sakti." Khatoon jaldi se boleen: "Main to ussay surprise dena chahti hoon."