ULLU KA PATHA - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik bacha apnay walid k paas betha train se khail raha tha.
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Woh train ko chabi deta aur jab train round poora kar k aati to ungli k isharay se rok kar kehta: "Jiss jiss ullu k pathay ne utarna hai foran utar jaye."
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Bacha baar baar yehi kar raha tha.
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Uss k walid ne socha k iss tarah to bacha kharab ho jaye ga.
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Unhon ne train utha k apnay paas rakh li.
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Aadhay ghantay baad uss k walid ne yeh soch kar k bacha farigh betha bore ho raha hai, train wapis day di.
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Bachay ne train ko dobara chabi di aur jab train round mukammal kar k wapis aaee to bachay ne ungli k isharay se rok kar aawaz lagaee: "Jiss jiss ullu k pathay ne utarna hai foran utar jaye. Pehlay hi aik ullu k pathay ki wajah se train aadha ghanta lait ho gaee hai."