JANWAR - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik aadmi ka gadha masjid mein ja ghusa.
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Molvi sahb uss aadmi se be-had khafa huye aur bolay: "Tumhein pata nahi ye masjid hai. Apnay gadhay ko baandh kar rakha karo."
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Gadhay k maalik ne aitraaf kiya aur nehayat masoomiyat se kehnay laga: "Molvi ji! Yeh to janwar hai, ghalti se masjid mein aa gaya, aap apni imandaari se bataein k kya main bhi kabhi masjid mein aaya hoon?"