GANJA - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKE

Aik maulana sahb taqreer kar rahay thay. . Taqreer k dauran unhon ne farmaya: "Jo shakhs kisi yateem k sar per aik bar shafqat se haath pheray ga, ussay utna hi sawab milay ga jitnay yateem k sar per baal hon gay." . . . Iss baat per aik shakhs kharra ho kar bola: "Maulana sahb! Agar yateem ganja ho tab?"