DARKHWAST - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik larka cycle per school ja raha tha k raastay mein baarish ho gaee aur woh girr parra.
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Lehaza uss ne socha k school pohnchanay mein dair ho jaye gi.
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Iss liye kion na chutti ki darkhwast day doon.
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Uss ne likha:
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My dear master!
Hip hi water,
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Chham chham,
Ho gaya dharram,
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So I can not come,
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Send the taanga,
I will come,
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Your student,
M Anjam.