DADA DADI BHI - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik chalak larki ne ameer lekin bewaqoof larkay ko apnay daam-e-ullfat mein phaansnay k liye ussay baagh mein bulaya.
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Larka barra sharmeela tha.
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Uss ne dartay dartay larki ka haal daryaft kiya, phir paanch (5) minutes tak donon khamosh rahay.
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Larkay ne phir himmat ki aur uss ki maa ka haal poocha.
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Iss k baad phir khamoshi chhaa gaeea to larki jhanjhala kar boli: "Tumhein shayed maloom nahi k meray ghar mein do (2) adad maamoon, aik (1) khala, teen (3) phuphiyaan, nana nani aur dada dadi bhi rehtay hein."