BILKUL GHALAT - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Railway station per woh apna wazan karnay k liye weight machine per kharra ho gaya.
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Machine mein se aik parchi nikli.
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Jiss per uss k wazan k saath khush khabri bhi likhi thi: "Tum bohat khoobsurat aur smart ho. Doosron ko biwiyaan tum per rashk karti hein. Tum apni zahanat ki wajah se bohat jald lottery jeeto gay."
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Uss ki biwi ne parchi parrhtay huye kaha: "Yeh sab bakwas hai. Tumhara wazan ghalat aur baqi sab batein bhi ghalat. Bilkul ghalat."