ANWAR BHAI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Sharabiyon ki aik toli raat gaye sharab khanay k raastay mein aik makan k saamnay thehri.
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Aur aik sharabi uss makan ka darwaza peet peet kar chillanay laga: "Anwar bhai! Anwar bhai!"
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Upper ki manzil se aik khatoon ne jhank kar daikha aur poocha: "Kaun hai? kya baat hai?
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Sharabi ne poocha: "Kya Anwar bhai ka yehi ghar hai?"
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Jawab mila: "Haan yehi hai, kion kya baat hai?"
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Sharabi ne jhoomtay huye kaha: "To behan ji neechay tashreef laein aur hum mein se Anwar bhai ko pehchan kar lay jaein takeh baaqi log apnay gharon ko ja sakein."